This is the beginning of a memo I got today. With the exception of the last name, which I changed to protect privacy, this is exactly what it reads:
One of our parents, Mrs. Johnson, who have 2 children at our school, was burned out on Monday of this week. The family lost everything...
I am not trying to minimize this family's terrible situation, but who the hell wrote this thing? I really hope it's not someone who is a teaching position because this is just sad.